My regular, once-a-week, Wednesday weekly post: How the hell am I supposed to get anything done?

When I rescued this black cat over 12 years ago from the impending purple tag about to signal death by "euthanasia" for him, I brought him into this room and said, "Jim, this office is yours now, too." He knew exactly what I had said and he took me seriously. And don't think he wasn't grateful. Some people think cats can't be grateful, but they are wrong. Jim knew I had rescued him, he was grateful and from that day to the present, we have been bonded at the soul.
What a buddy he is! What a good friend!
But why did I have to tell him this office was his, too?
He thinks that means he can sit down between my keyboard and monitor any time he wants. And he wants any time. I have not yet figured how quite how he does it, but often he will sit down, right here, and all of a sudden, even if I had not opened it before, iTunes will open in the background and Alison Kraus will start to sing, "As I went down to the river to pray..."
It happens again and again and again. I cannot figure out how he does it.
I have become pretty adept at peering around him when I am adjusting photos or writing, but every now and then it becomes just too hard and I have to pick him up, set him down on the floor or sit him in his own chair. Usually, within two minutes, he pops right back up onto my desk and places himself in this same spot.
That's why I wonder whatever possessed me to give him half ownership in this office.
Yet, a deal is a deal. I can't renege now.
Well, I'm back to posting just once a week now... except that today, I took another study series I must post. I have to. I have no choice. I was going to do it tonight, but it would take too long. Maybe tomorrow.
I don't know. Depends. I must post it, though.