Course 2: French fries and ornery chefs

Course 2: One big boat of fries to share, served by brusk, unfriendly people. I walked away swearing I would never do business here again... but then I tasted the fries… So delicious!!! Just the kind of deliciousness a person goes to This five star restaurant to experience. And it is excusable and acceptable, perhaps even preferable, for the great chefs of the world to be temperamental and ornery.

Serenaded while we eat

As we ate our golden corn, we were serenaded by golden girls. The Gothard Sisters.

Our first course: pure gold

We eat our first course and it is pure gold. Does she remind you of someone else who ate corn here just two days ago? Do you see the family resemblance?

He couldn't buy us dinner after all

Finally, we got to meet him. Our excitement turned to disappointment. In fact, we were crushed. He was dead. It appeared he had been for awhile. He wasn't going to buy dinner for anyone.

A rich fellow comes to the restaurant bearing gold

We just learned that a very rich fellow from Egypt is here too, he came with a lot of gold. We were pretty excited about this and thought if we met him and got on his good side, he might buy us dinner. We found him. He had come in his own golden transport pod.