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Sunday
Oct132013

With a burden lifted, I head out for my coffee break and I'm greeted by a rainbow

I am so happy I can post at will to my blog again, without going through all that nonsense Squarespace was putting me through. And I thank Ariella G of Squarespace for coming up with a solution. Here I am, headed out on my coffee break – a little later than usual.

Sent from my iPhone

 

Dammit! Ignore everything written above. The test worked, but this, the first time I tried to post when it wasn't a test – look what it did, it put posted the text, but stripped the picture out. I wondered if I had made a mistake and forgot to attach the image to the email, but I just checked my "sent" folder. No – it is there. Squarespace just stripped it out when it put up my post. I am going to try it one more time, but if this only puts me right back into the same Squarespace nightmare where an occassional post includes the picture and then it will be stripped out of the others and then I must try again and again, then I will drop this and resume my daily school bus protest.

Sunday
Oct132013

The little man trapped in the glass box: a Squarespace workaround test

Squarespace just sent me instructions on how to do an email workaround of their defective app. This is a test to see how it works. If it does work, then directly above you will see the image of a little man packed tightly into a crowded mix of tiny stuffed animals. Along with them, he is trapped in a glass case and awaits some kid with a handful of quarters and good manual skills to rescue him with a claw that will drop down from the ceiling of the glass box.

Margie and I found him last night at the movie theater, right after we watched "Gravity."

Sent from my iPhone

Sunday
Oct132013

The Daily School Bus: monkeys capture the bus as nightmare continues

This school bus bearing down upon me and the terrified driver behind me is full of mean, thieving, monkeys.

Where did they come from? I don't know. Wasilla is not the normal habitat of monkeys and there has been no explanation for their sudden appearance here. They are showing up in gangs all over town, terrorizing opera performers and audiences alike and storming bars and fast food restaurants. Last night, they took over the saturday night fight, whalloped all the kick-boxer-wrestlers - including state champion Mac McDermot - the Wasilla Grinder - and sent them fleeing from the arena with their tails tucked between their legs. They are not respecters of gender or age. A medium-sized monkey of extremely ill temperament knocked a biker off the Harley he was climbing onto after emerging from the Mugshot Saloon, stole it, motored away and then snatched a chocolate-dipped ice cream from a tiny, purple-haired 87-year woman who had just gone through the drive-through at Dairy Queen.

Another ripped a Happy Meal from the hands of a toddler at McDonald's and then didn't even eat it. The monkey hurled the meal to the floor and then peed all over the chicken nuggets and apple slices. This really upset the other McDonald's patrons. The manager tried to shut the restaurant down but the monkeys stole his keys, took over the entire restaurant and now only allow monkeys to enter and be served stolen cuisine.

As for the monkeys on this bus, I was driving by Tanaina Elementary, alma-matre of all my children, sipping a 12 oz Americano with cream I had just purchased from Metro. The driver had hurriedly ushered the children onto the bus and was closing the door when the gang-leader monkey spotted my coffee. Forty-two monkeys then stormed the bus, bound and gagged the driver, sent the screaming children off the bus to walk home and then came roaring after me.

They want my coffee. They are not going to get my coffee. I am going to turn onto a rough road and outrun them. A school bus full of monkeys can never catch a Ford Escape on a rough road. The bouncing might cause some of my coffee to slosh out of the cup and spill, but I think I can save most of it.

Oh, dear me! What if there are gangs of monkeys stationed on every back road, just waiting for people fleeing in Ford Escapes to drive right into their traps?

Damn monkeys!

 

Note: As previously explained, I am posting one school bus picture a day, and no other pictures of any kind, as a protest against the malfunctioning Squarespace iPhone app, to remind my readers why it has become too complicated and time-consuming for me to post as I had been, and hopefully to help prod Squarespace into correcting this problem as close to immediately as is possible.

Saturday
Oct122013

The Daily School Bus: Squarespace nightmare reasserts itself with vengeance; Kalib at Taco Bell: the photo Squarespace deleted from my previous post

 

Yesterday, I tentatively started "The Daily School Bus." While snapping images of school buses I come upon is one of my many strange photographic passions and school buses will likely always keep popping up on this, or any other blog I might launch to replace it, for as long as I blog, I had none-the-less hoped bus stardom in a daily feature would be temporary. As I explained yesterday, after starting out with some mildly annoying, sporadic, quirks I could work my way around in relatively short order, the performance of the Squarespace iPhone app I have been using to post for two-and-half months steadily degenerated - often deleting my pictures and posting only the words. It got ever more frustrating until finally it became impossible to work with. I sometimes made between 20 and 40 retries to publish a post, only to have the Squarespace app delete the photo each time.

As I explained yesterday, I made a formal complaint to Squarespace. Squarespace acknowledged the problem promised to fix it - and a number of others I pointed out - and to notify me when they do. But then Squarespace has made such promises before with other annoying, time-wasting problems, sometimes taking years to make the fix, sometimes never making it.

I have invested so much in time, effort and even money into this blog - into Squarespace. I am completely fed up with this kind of thing. I got into computers in the mid-80's and into the net not long afterward and in that time I have had to deal with many frustrations, as has anybody who boots up and goes online.

Yet, nothing else I have experienced has even come close to the aggravation and amount of wasted time that my investment in Squarespace has cost me. I must be incredibly foolish to have stuck with them for so long - since 2008. Squarespace does, however, provide the tools to create a good blog structure and they have a support staff that always gets back to you and they usually do their best to address the problem, but the underneath the bright structure they have created is a foundation so flawed that sometimes the problems seem to be unaddressable.

Over the years, I have received received many reassurances from Squarespace that they were working to address this problem or that and to improve their complete product. So, despite my many bad experiences, having already invested myself so deeply into their platform, I have wanted to believe they would solve all their problems and make my blogging experience with them a good one. But now Squarespace has pushed me over the edge.

So, both to explain to readers why, due all this aggravation and wasted time, I must cut back on my blogging, I tentatively launched The Daily School Bus yesterday. The school bus pictures would serve as place holders to keep my blog on life-support while Squarespace maybe got their act together and fixed the problem, as they promised. 

When I tapped "publish" on my iPhone ap to post yesterday's introductory explanation, I fully expected the app to strip the photo out of the post as it had done with single other attempt I had made to post over the previous three days. In one life's many ironic coincidences, the app successful put up the full post - picture included. When this happens, it is a simple, quick, and beautiful thing. Although I had received no notification the problem had been fixed, this gave me hope that perhaps it had.

Not long after, I made the Kalib-Dusty post. It, too, went up; full and complete. My hopes rose further.

Next, up was Two artists collaborate, 1 of 2. I began to feel optimistic.

Unfortunately, when I first tried to post Two artists collaborate, 2 of 2, the Squarespace app failed. I did a couple of retries and finally the app put the full post up, picture included. Now I was wary again, but willing to keep going. I don't like it all, but, as annoying as it is, I can tolerate two failed attempts to post if the third succeeds.

Next, Kalib and I went to Taco Bell, where I took the above image right after we got our food. I quickly added the text you see in the picture-less post just ahead of this one and tapped, "publish." The Squarespace app posted the text but stripped the picture. I then tried and tried again - sometimes getting as many as four, identical, picture-less posts, all saying the same thing, stack up on the page before I deleted any of them. After ten tries, I lost count but I really wanted to get the post up, so I kept trying. I must have tried about 20 times total. Finally, having had not only my blogging experience but my lunch experience ruined, I gave up. I kept my frustration hidden from Kalib and I happy to say he did enjoy his lunch experience at The Bell.

Afterward, I returned home, emailed these two images to myself and then attached them to the text in my computer the normal, slow, laborious, Squarespace 5 way, just as I had long done before I switched to the iPhone and the Squarespace app.

So now The Daily School Bus is officially launched. I will post one school bus image a day until Squarespace notifies me they have fixed the problem - or until I give up and go find another blog host altogether. Switching hosts would create an enormous headache for me, but maybe that's what it is coming to. After all these years, and after all this time and effort, not to mention money, I have invested into this blog and into Squarespace, I'm afraid my confidence in Squarespace is finally all but shot.

 

Saturday
Oct122013

Indulgence

Kalib will go home this evening. He loves to go to The Bell and have lemonade with nachos and a burrito.. So I'm indulging him. I am indulging me.

Sorry, readers  - Kalib and I are about to leave Taco Bell. I have tried no less than 10 times to post this with the picture and every time Squarespace app has deleted the picture. Of all my experience in computers and the Internet, none has been so frustrating as my experience with Squarespace.