It looked like it could be scary

I thought we should go on at least one ride. "Let's try this one!" Margie suggested. "Well, let me watch one first." I said. "I want to see how it works. I don't want to subject you to undue danger."

Main entrée: steak taco supreme and drinks

Main entrée, plus drinks: Supreme steak taco. Margie didn't want one but said she would have a bite of mine. She had a bite of mine and liked it so much she had to go back and buy one for herself. You can be sure I'm going to get a bite of hers too.

Apache cannot walk by corn fritters

Course 3: because she is Apache, Margie had to get some corn fritters for us. "You better not post this!" she said "my doctor will see I'm eating nothing but carbs!" But then, when you go to the fair with a bonafide photojournalist, what can you expect?

Course 2: French fries and ornery chefs

Course 2: One big boat of fries to share, served by brusk, unfriendly people. I walked away swearing I would never do business here again... but then I tasted the fries… So delicious!!! Just the kind of deliciousness a person goes to This five star restaurant to experience. And it is excusable and acceptable, perhaps even preferable, for the great chefs of the world to be temperamental and ornery.

Serenaded while we eat

As we ate our golden corn, we were serenaded by golden girls. The Gothard Sisters.